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whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking said: Those are some nice hand things.

Well obviously. I made them.

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking said: I am super jealous of the dinosaur blanket. I bow down to the dinos!

It is seriously one of my favorite possessions in the world.

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking said: I followed you on the tweeter!

hurrah! I apologize for anything I say on there. My posting is sporadic at best and I usually just assume that nobody’s reading what I say, so it has a high chance of being dumb as fuck.

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking replied to your post: ABOUT TO COOK SOME BROCCOLI IN SOME BACON GREASE MOTHER FUCKERS THIS IS GREAT.

Yum!

YES IT WAS DELICIOUS

whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking replied to your post: Your stepdad sounds like an asshole. But I have an idea. You should take his soap and hide it. When he starts walking around, asking, “Where’s all of the soap? I can’t shower without my soap!” Wait until he gives up asking for the soap and goes out and buys more, and then, when he’s not looking, return the soap to its original spot. I dunno, it sounded like a good idea when I was writing it.

That sucks. I’m sorry you’re in such a pickle. I had an asshole step parent myself. I wish you the best of luck in dealing with his assholery.

thanks. once I can support myself financially I have no intentions of tolerating his douchehole-ery. I imagine it going something like this:

asshole : *says retarded angry things for no reason*

me : stop being such a goddamned faggot

me : *leaves*

the end.

I dream big.