put your floppy in
open incognito mode
beep boop beep boop beep

and I really don’t get it, to be honest. I mean, if it’s going to be longer than a day before I’m going to actually see you and get some action from these texts, why make me all the more sexually frustrated? because at that point, masturbation doesn’t even help. yeah, I’ve got a hand, but what good is my own hand when you’re telling me all about what your hand could do? and your tongue. and your boy parts. seriously. why do people enjoy this? it’s just miserable teasing.

boys tell you something completely different than your mother ever did.

danrad:

heard on the radio apparently rihanna “doesnt want to be a good influence on children” yeah well like it or not youre a role model to a fair few people and when youre in that postition you need to show some fucking responsibilty. Stop being such a fucking whore and singing about getting dicked all the time! /rant

ever heard of freedom of expression? if a child’s too young to hear that message, maybe parents should take some responsibility and not let them hear it, instead of telling the artist to change who they are. and calling her a whore? really? it’s not wrong to enjoy sex and be open about it. this isn’t the 60’s. oppressing women and their sexuality shouldn’t still be the norm.

(Source: danhateseveryone)

what.