dopernose:

So Lady Gaga is walking around Nebraska (?) and she’s dressed like a black widow cyborg socialite. 

Then she’s playing the piano and like, she reproduced with herself (?) and became a strung out greaser who’s sitting on top of the piano fidgeting around a lot and making this face:

Then she’s in a barn and like, filming a BDSM scene for Kink.com with Mark Davis?

 

“Ass”.

Then she turns into a mermaid and gets water boarded by the CIA. Kind of like that scene from “Splash” but not even close.

 

And then she runs hella weird. I don’t know if it’s from the years of impractical footwear having completely destroyed her feet or if she’s just not very athletic to begin with or if the particular shoes she’s wearing in that scene made it hard to run or what…

More weird running. I think she’s barefoot in this scene so I’m pretty sure her feet are just shot to hell at this point. That’s too bad because she’s s0 young.

Then at the end she gets married :)

Another powerful, thought provoking music video from Lady Gaga. The song itself though is just awful. 

another perfect post from my bb Marcus.