this is a place. you might be a person.

I'm Macey. I am a person that does things. I'm lazy and hate change. I like moonlight. I bet I have better music taste than you.
so I remember back in the day when I roleplayed in the Harry Potter forums.

and I know for a FACT some of you guys did, too, because you’re all a bunch of fucking nerds.

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if someone were to get me a pottermore account, I’d probably do horrible things for them.

like make them a card. or color them a picture. or maybe even write them a song!

my email is mcmaceypants@gmail.com in case you were wondering…

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Okay, I'm done being bitter. Since I can't get a job, click the ads here and help me out, yeah?4 notesreblog
In case you haven't, please go here and click the ads on my 'nilla wafer blog. I'd really love to be able to move out of my parents' house come August...2 notesreblog
At the Christmas lunch in the Prisoner of Azkaban, Trelawney at first refused to join the table, since when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die. What she didn’t realise was that Scabbers, or Peter Pettigrew was there too, therefore there were already 13 people at the table. Dumbledore rose to greet her. Dumbledore was killed three books later.

onelittleactor:

-voraciousss:

jamiexhearn:

thatisthatisnot:

severussnape-forever:

heyimharrypotter:

theyrekissingintherain:

thehpfacts:

Thanks to iamelectroboyiamelectrogirl

J.K. ROWLING IS A GENIUS.

ASDJHSDJKSDFSDF

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

NFNKSDKJHF HOLY FUCK

Omg I never noticed that. I was just thinking about how Trelawney is crazy.

WHUT

 

Why is she so BRILLIANT?!

Rowling, queen of queens, absurd genius. If I were to worship something, it would be you.

(via stgmgr)

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marigoldfarmer: Hermione and Ginny Vs. The Space Wizards

marigoldfarmer:

HERMIONE AND GINNY VERSUS THE SPACE WIZARDS

Hermione and Ginny were on Hogwarts Beta, which was the Hogwarts moon base on the moon. They were fighting Space Wizards, who were like regular wizards only from outer space, and they were really evil. They wanted to kidnap all the Earth wizards to do…

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. O____O

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hesaswinebutyoureaswoon:

(via whorchata, pokepals)
I am Snape, the Potions master.

What House Am I?

Slytherin

GRYFFINDOR: 
[ ] You’ve never done illegal drugs 
[x] You have a lot of friends 
[/] You get along with everyone 
[ ] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months 
[ ] You love soccer 
[ ] You love baseball 
[x] You’re into writing and art 
[ ] Favourite music genre is pop rock 
[ ] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory 
[ ] Abortion is wrong 
[ ] The war against Iraq is unneeded 
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold 
[x] Good grades at school 
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie 
[x] You plan on going or do go to college/university 
TOTAL: 4.5

HUFFLEPUFF: 
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now. 
[x] You laugh a lot 
[/] You like to follow trends. 
[ ] Politics suck. 
[ ] You love to swim 
[ ] Water polo is awesome 
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors 
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing 
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. 
[/] You’re an optimist. 
[ ] You’re completely straight-edge. 
[ ] You’re very emotional 
[ ] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre 
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age 
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week. 
TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW: 
[x] You’re depressed to a certain extent. 
[x] You love to read. 
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts. 
[ ] Sports suck. 
[x] You’re shy. 
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded. 
[/] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship 
[ ] Indie is your favorite genre of music. 
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts. 
[/] Lying is sometimes okay 
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny. 
TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN: 
[x] There’s at least one person you hate. 
[ ] Basketball is a good sport. 
[ ] (American) Football is amazing. 
[x] Black is a cool color. 
[x] You’ve lied about something serious. 
[ ] You’re a deep person. 
[x] You have considered suicide. 
[x] Very loyal. 
[x] You like metal. 
[/] They make school seem more important than it is. 
[x] You’re scared to grow up. 
[x] You’ve done drugs in the past month. 
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings. 
[x] You have trust issues. 
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent. 
TOTAL: 9.5

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Read this, sign the petition, stop internet censorship.

I’m adding a shit ton of tags to this so that everyone sees it. This is a big fucking deal.

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heythereromeo:

secretnitemares:

flyingthestral:

That’s right


OMG I DON’T EVEN. 

YEEEESS
zoquitsa:

I can’t even looking at this without making a weird, strangled noise and then laughing hysterically.

OMG Yes. xD
californiasunshyne:

Harry: C’mon Malfoy, just get out of here, please.Draco: Where are we supposed to go?Harry: Uh, I don’t know… Pigfarts!Draco: I can’t go to Pigfarts. IT’S ON MARS. You need a rocket ship. Do you have a rocket ship, Potter? I bet you do. You know not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this. Rocket Ship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
A Very Potter Musical: [link]
Photo by pettyartist

Yesyesyes :D
"It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live." - Professor Albus Dumbledore (via witchbabysnarlball)0 notesreblog
Yo mama’s so fat, her patronus is a cake.5 notesreblog
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