this is a place. you might be a person.

All my feels.

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:37:06 -0400

All my feels.

juztgurlythingz: Inquiring minds want to know! Any suggestions...

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:19:02 -0400

juztgurlythingz:

Inquiring minds want to know! Any suggestions gurlies? xoxo

readinstructionslast replied to your post: It’s my birthday, and when I wake up it will still...

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:12:47 -0400

readinstructionslast replied to your post: It’s my birthday, and when I wake up it will still be my birthday.

thingstowatchfor.tumblr… For your birthday. Enjoy the sexy.

They’re all too pretty and malnourished. I like my men lumberjacky. Thanks for trying, though. ;)

It's my birthday, and when I wake up it will still be my birthday.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:57:42 -0400

Fuck all y’all, I do what I want.

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:55:06 -0400

I'm getting 5 hours of sleep tonight.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:09:45 -0400

That’s the most I’ve had in days. I’m too old for this…

Photo

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:31:10 -0400

"Unhappiness comes out of nowhere… and that’s why we need to make the effort to make..."

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:24:39 -0400

“Unhappiness comes out of nowhere… and that’s why we need to make the effort to make happiness occur. If disaster can be random then my goal is to create as much joy as I can. ‘Nuff said.”

- Chuck Palahniuk [x]

let the devil rejoice, singing songs with another man's voice

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:49:37 -0400

Look at that color! Pure honey gold.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:42:09 -0400

Look at that color! Pure honey gold.

Midas Touch is my new favorite beer. It tastes like heaven.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 16:41:07 -0400

Midas Touch is my new favorite beer. It tastes like heaven.

This is a picture I took a couple weeks ago. I remember it being...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:58:52 -0400

This is a picture I took a couple weeks ago. I remember it being a good day, even though I can’t recall what those feel like at the moment.

Oh, woe is me.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:56:47 -0400

I just realized I haven't done the past 6 chapters worth of homework in Managerial Accounting.

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:19:55 -0400

Woops.

rlydum: fucking christ

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:28:27 -0400

rlydum:

fucking christ

zoquitsa: I can’t even looking at this without making a weird,...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:52:53 -0400

zoquitsa:

I can’t even looking at this without making a weird, strangled noise and then laughing hysterically.

this is still funny.

(via hawkguys) here’s one from the archives.

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:49:57 -0400

(via hawkguys)

here’s one from the archives.

discussing cookout milkshakes

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:33:21 -0400

Mom: Can you really get that through the straw?
Me: Yeah. What about it?
Mom: You must be really good at sucking, then.
Me: ...that's one talent I hope I never have to use.
Mom: EW EW EW
Me: Oh, quit complaining! Your son is straight! Just be happy about that detail!
Mom: Well, I have a not-so-straight image in my head right now thanks to you!

brief pause

Me: So who am I giving it to in the image?
Mom: STOP IT!

another pause

Mom: ...Mitchell.

radiobread: i am chad kroeger Thanks to Keagan, I am...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:22:12 -0400

radiobread:

i am chad kroeger

Thanks to Keagan, I am officially going through all my liked shit.

mom's gonna be so mad when she gets home.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:16:58 -0400

keagan2:

dontwearpants:

dontwearpants:

I stopped tivo from recording american idol so that I could watch cartoons…

seriously people? i posted this THREE MONTHS AGO.

who are you random faggots that keep liking it? get the fuck out.

edit: upon further investigation, they’re all some weird type of spam blog. this makes it even worse. wtf is going on here.

I’m going through my “liked” page because I’m curious as to what I used to see on tumblr. I have it paginated and I’m working backwards from page 382.

This one seems a little quaint all of a sudden.

wow.