May 2012
While I would like to brag about the birthday sex...
May 1st
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Happy birthday to me!
Time to pass out now.
May 1st
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April 2012
Apr 23rd
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My body's sore, I've hardly recovered sleep-wise,...
Apr 23rd
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Oh yes, it's my fault that your redbox movies...
How about do shit yourself. I already watch your goddamn kids every fucking day. I go out of my way to pick one of them up from school. I arrange my work schedule to fit around yours, because apparently neither you nor your wife is capable of arranging your schedules like normal adults in order to get your own kids and have them looked after. If I didn’t have to work around you, I could have...
Apr 20th
broccoli, why you so delicious?
Apr 20th
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I don't understand why people feel the need to be...
Apr 18th
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dopernose asked: Do u ever get scared that you eat McDonald's too often and that ur digestive system hates u?
Apr 18th
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Thoughts.
inthelightofthepast: This became a really long post. I’ll spare your dashboards. Read More *reblogging because my reply was way too long* I definitely understand what you’re saying about not knowing how to try. The thing is, that realization really hit me as soon as I got to smath in AmStud. I tried and did poorly. I got the same results as not trying. I didn’t know how to do...
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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One day I will learn how to have real...
Apr 17th
#winning
some-new-disaster: Found out that Pottermore is open. Signed up for Pottermore but couldn’t use it yet. 3 minutes later go get sushi. Come back and can use Pottermore. :D So I’ve already forgotten that this is a thing. Sigh.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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WatchWatch
dopernose: Chill Wave roller coaster, circa 2009.  nigga why you goin backwurdz for?
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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sigh.
Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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I'm done creeping the ncssm tag now. It's making...
Apr 13th
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doctorpaladin: Is it me or do SMathers miss NCSSM like Harry misses Hogwarts? just you.
Apr 13th
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Smath kid problems #109
smathproblems: Years later realizing it’s 10:30 - 11:00pm and freaking out because you missed check. Years later? I don’t think so. Weeks, yes. Months, maybe. Years, no.
Apr 13th
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smath kid problems #105
smathproblems: Getting stuck in between the two sets of automatic doors in Bryan Lobby. And then subsequently breaking one of the doors when you push it open, because FUCK YOU DOORS, YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME.
Apr 13th
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I just saw Dr. Glumm skipping on Beall lawn. The...
God do I detest that woman.
Apr 13th
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I HAVE 4 HOURS OF RESTRICTED STUDY
yoloingforlife: AND THEY ARE BROKEN UP INTO 4 DIFFERENT DAYS. WHAT. I WAS 20 MINUTES LATE TO THE LATIN AMERICA LAB.  I FREAKING MISSED LIKE NOTHING. THAT IS 12 TIMES THE TIME THAT I WASN’T IN CLASS.. I WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN PUNISHED IF I DIDNT SHOW UP AT ALL. WHAT. THIS SCHOOL IS SO DUMB FINE 4 HOURS OF FRIENDS EPISODES SCREW DA WORLD. Man, I had restricted study almost every...
Apr 13th
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That awkward moment when your juniors are...
That awkward moment when your juniors are complaining about their juniors complaining about their juniors complaining about getting new juniors.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Anonymous asked: tdfsujoikpfubm;:ùfyùm,nhytrdcszvn gf dfsex vgc hvtvjh jyll^mùù:
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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ks1415 liked your post: I don’t understand why you guys follow me, but I like it. hey.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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I don't understand why you guys follow me, but I...
Apr 11th
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No, you're not a feminist just because you assume...
Apr 10th
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It's probably a good thing I'm broke right now,...
It would be such great exercise!
Apr 10th
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lizhasthoughts asked: dude I wasn't following you what
Apr 10th
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lizhasthoughts asked: damn girl you like fiiiiine in dat photo. have you lost weight? 'cause it definitely looks like it.
Apr 10th
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crazyspacekase replied to your photo: I saw this on facebook and couldn’t resist… hey, get off my friends’ stuff yo. Mindfuck. It showed up in my feed! And it was hilarious!
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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emmahigh replied to your photo: looked through my twitter account, burst out… Bahaha. I love you. I’m so glad. :)
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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tuckarchist replied to your photo: I’m about to go out for a coffee date. Feel free… You look like a Lego minifigure! In a good way. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, TUCKER!?
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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ks1415 replied to your post: I bought a box of Magic cards last night. you’d play yugioh if you were real. shut up.
Apr 9th
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Anonymous asked: What if I told you that every time you visit my girlfriend I secretly want you both to get drunk enough to start fooling around and eventually demand and have passionate threesome with me that lasts for several hours?
Apr 9th