February 2012
I tried to post a picture of me and my poptart,...
January 2012
we've been over how I acquire random social...
Well, this time I got a Plenty of Fish account. The site is horrible. It looks like MyYearbook but worse. There’s no real organization for the matches. The people so far seem to be pretty awful for the most part. It’s just… trashy. I do appreciate the two personality tests they ask you to take to list on the profile, though.
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this is in my mother's facebook status about my 5...
Aubrey: I pinched Avery and he's crying. I know you're going to ground me.
Me(Mom): Ok, go upstairs, tell your brother your sorry, and tell him what your punishment is.
Aubrey (crying): I can't believe you grounded me, all I did was pinch him
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sandy6music replied to your post: I keep saying to myself “Hey! I’m gonna clean my room!” And then I don’t because I don’t even know where to begin.
I have the same situation.
It’s the worst!
"Have you talked to so and so recently?" - "We...
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
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I keep saying to myself "Hey! I'm gonna clean my...
I’m in space right now, and this one girl is tripping right the fuck out. It’s beautiful.
I'm going to good ol' CoCo tonight. I mean, I hate...
Oh god, I haven’t been this stoked to go somewhere I don’t like in ages.
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procaine:
when people blow pot smoke in their animals faces i have to resist the urge to deck them in the mouth
ok ok. I understand this sentiment. It’s not the animal’s choice, right? But. It isn’t harmful to them. And some animals do actually like it. The last time I was at this friend’s house, we were all in a big circle sprawled out in her living room, and her cat...
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whoexactlyaretheclonesattacking asked: Those are some nice hand things.
This guy that started messaging me on OKC...
I just creeped through some of your facebook...
Usually, I see you and I think, “Man, you were a dick. You played me so hard. I shouldn’t have put up with that shit, and it was horrible of you to put me through it.” And I thought feeling like that was good, because it kept me safe in case I was ever put into that situation again, you know? A constant reminder that “Hey, that guy’s an asshole.” But you were...
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misdiagnosed replied to your photo: I straightened my hair for the first time in…
sexy ass mama
<3
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So, my profile picture on OKC is the one of me...
And this guy messaged me simply “Salad fingers?”
I responded with a “No thanks.” because I think I’m hilarious but my jokes are in fact horrible especially when you can’t hear me, so of course he didn’t get it. This is why nobody talks to me.
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Jesus Juan Pablo. MANIAC is such a good fucking...
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when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
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traciecleanyourroom:
“’Slut’ is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. ‘Friendzone’ is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say ‘no.”
troywagner:
Whenever we’re shooting something I sometimes get distracted and start taking pictures between takes. This one is my favorite.
so dashing.
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drownthefishsticks replied to your post: I seriously feel like the most whiny person, but there are just SO MANY things to whine about!
shhhhhh.. let it all out. shhhhhh
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I seriously feel like the most whiny person, but...
I hate being a recluse, but I hate putting effort...
95% of the most recent plans I’ve made have fallen through. I’m sick of it. and I hate whining about because I feel like an attention whore when I do. I wouldn’t mind so much if I got to work more, but I can’t get more hours because they have way too many employees. I’d like to get a second job, but that’s easier said than done, and I’m sure the scheduling...
