September 2011
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it's really difficult to enjoy this trip when I'm...
Because they both suck.
And now this show is on ABC about gender. It’s really cool so far. But it’s making me realize how absurd some people’s opinions are. I mean, I already knew that people are retarded and don’t think logically, but to be so exposed to it always throws me for a loop. I often forget that not everyone thinks the way I do, not everyone bases their...
August 2011
mom's looking through places to eat near us
and she’s saying “ah bahn pane? it looks like french, Macey what am I trying to say?” because I know what it is through your shitty pronunciation? “au bon pain.” she. sucks.
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I'm leaving for Pittsburgh in the morning and...
I have no clue what kind of internet I’ll have, so if I don’t post, it’s not because I’m dead. Hopefully, if our hotel doesn’t have free wifi, it will at least be beside a McDonald’s, because they do and I love them.
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so, the VMA's are showing again. we're watching...
gaga just accepted her award…
gaga: Remember, you were born this way.
Aubrey (my almost 5 year old brother): no. I was born as a baby.
OHHH MAN. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
You’re such a little shit, but you’re my little shit. :’)
.8% LEFT ON SIMS 3 IF THIS TORRENT IS A BUST I'LL...
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ironicferrouswheel replied to your post: the word “iron” doesn’t make any goddamned sense.
It’s pretty ironic *rimshot* But yeah, English in general makes no sense.
Heh. I spend entirely too much time thinking about the way English works (and doesn’t).
the word "iron" doesn't make any goddamned sense.
the pronunciation is [ahy-ern]. where the fuck does that come from? it’s like we got the middle of the word backwards. either spell it “iorn” (because that could almost sense, right?) or pronounce it [ahy-run].
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An Open Letter to the Tumblr Staff
joshishollywood:
Dear Senator McCarthy Tumblr Staff
As of recent, it seems that you have become increasingly more enthusiastic in shaping the user experience here on Tumblr. I hope you’re not feeling too down about the reaction to your particular brand of enthusiasm. It’s rather quite common! I remember this one child I went to primary school with who subscribed to a similar school of thought...
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misdiagnosed replied to your post: not responding to a text immediately so you don’t look desperate…
i do this. although i do like when people reply asap ;__; haha.
ha! me too! when people respond immediately I’m all “THEY REALLY DO LOVE ME” but I can’t do it myself unless we have an established happy relationship for fear they’ll smell the desperation...
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not responding to a text immediately so you don't...
playing it cool is an art form.
holy fuck.
this kid in mcdonald’s is a monster. he’s been crying and being evil the entire time he’s here. he slapped his dad in the face, then started bawling because he was spanked and put in time out. then when told they were leaving because he couldn’t behave, he started screaming almost incoherently, “GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.” his parents were...
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misdiagnosed replied to your post: ahorribledoctor replied to your photo: today…
ya it does :\ love you macey.
love you too alexxx. <3
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ahorribledoctor replied to your photo: today suckkkkks.
Any way to make it better?
Nothing that I have on me at the moment.
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making plans in case I decide to run away.
I am such a child, but I’m so irrationally afraid of my parents. I feel like they won’t ever let me go unless I force myself away. Fuck, I’m a legal adult, for shit’s sake, but they’ve done everything possible to make sure I can’t support myself. My plans don’t even include taking my truck in case they decide to report it stolen. I need money first,...
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I honestly don't know why I still expect my mother...
She has never listened to me, and she never will. I keep setting myself up, “maybe this time…” I should know better by now. I try to connect. I try to invite her into my life, to give her opportunities to show that she actually gives a shit, but all she does is tear me down. I can’t wait until I no longer owe her anything. I plan on disappearing, because she really...
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egregiousequilibrium asked: Have you watched Doctor Who? You should watch Doctor Who. It's really amazing.
I don't think I've appreciated being asked...
“You’re not one of those, like, vegetarians, are you?”
Seriously, that was the best.
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Reblog if you've got a face
know who can’t reblog this? slender man. :(
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And getting reborn, it hurts like a bitch. I do not recommend it.
– “Sea Weed” - Tigers on Trains
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"c'est beurre."
I’m getting that tattooed somewhere. It means “it’s butter.” In intro french, this one kid was trying to say “c’est beau,” but said that instead. Our teacher was very taken aback. She stared at him for a moment before asking (trying not to laugh), “that’s butter!?” It was rather hilarious. Sarah and I picked it up as a favorite phrase and...
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ohsorabellious replied to your post: Everyone leaves you eventually.
:( I’m soooorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
not your fault. some people just suck.
When an anarchist is not vegan or even vegetarian
stormsea:
The meat and dairy (I have never seen an anarchist wearing fur) industry is just another component of capitalism, and, to me, the worst of it.
The other makes people die of starvation; this one grows millions of sentient beings to suffer, to be exploited, and to be killed. They know nothing more than hell, and they can’t escape.
Most of the people don’t buy from or run a farm,...
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Everyone leaves you eventually.
Some people just really catch you off guard.
dennisxnerd asked: I actually cried a bit during Seven Pounds myself.
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I probably shouldn't tell someone about Slender...
I’m a moron.
watching Seven Pounds. excuse me while my...
reblogging myself because that was a terrific movie and I was an absolute mess during it. I cried the entire movie. all of it.
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oh god what if someone were to manage to hack my...
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someone's giving away an old desktop on craiglist.
20gb hard drive. dude. my laptop has 500gb… THIS THING I AM TORRENTING IS 16.5GB!!
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dennisxnerd asked: When are we going on our shuffle date? lol