July 2011
congrats man.
I honestly don’t think anal is super pleasurable. I mean, I don’t dislike it, but it doesn’t get me off. Though, being used kind of does, so…
now would be really fun.
how are you?
this weekend’s the best. :)
get the fuck out.
“so, the guy I went out with, he was nice. He paid for dinner. but. he’s too nice. and he was breathing really heavy during the movie and I just can’t handle that. when I was younger, I would get mad at my uncle because he’d just be sitting there breathing really loudly and I’d be all “YOU AREN’T DOING ANYTHING BE QUIET.” I could be friends with this guy, because he’s amusing and nice to talk to, but I wouldn’t put my face on his.”
I have a strong feeling I’m going to grow addicted to this show…
Haha, it wasn’t me. But I do love you a lot. :D
The NC General Assembly has abruptly decided to vote on an anti-gay marriage amendment THIS THURSDAY instead of in September as was originally thought. If you live in North Carolina, PLEASE look up both your senator and representative and call them IMMEDIATELY to tell them you oppose this effort to enshrine discrimination into our state constitution. The amendment is titled Bill 106 in the Senate and Bill 777 in the House.
GET THE FUCKING WORD OUT
Even if you DON’T live in North Carolina, please reblog. Our country as a whole shouldn’t let this happen. We can’t win New York and then lose North Carolina. We just can’t.
You guys know what to do.
Even if you live in narnia, reblog this cause you never know who follows you and can see this.
lol my state sucks
Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well, for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But.. Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her so she wouldn’t bitch about it.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend: You broke up with her because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened.I know this is one of those “Like This On Facebook” things, but good God the “best friend” sounds a little ridiculous…I can make more sense of the “boys” point of view.
Some insecure little bitch probably wrote this when her boyfriend dumped her to make herself feel better.
Constantly wanting to know your location and company is next to stalking. Reminding you not to drink or smoke is controlling, especially if that’s what you want to do. Everybody has the right to want an SO that doesn’t cry over every little thing. If you feel like you can’t talk to anybody of your preferred gender without your SO getting jealous, get the fuck out, because you don’t have to put up with that.
This whole thing is fucking stupid.
can we fuck
omg Jon William of course we can
first 2 minutes and I’m already tearing up. goodbye scenes are the worst.
