May 2011
tw-twitch asked: and every day too!
May 1st
tw-twitch asked: the ones stand for the fact that you're number one today. . . . . .haha.
May 1st
tw-twitch asked: Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
May 1st
April 2011
hawkguys asked: happy birthday!
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
1 tag
online job apps are stupid.
that is all i have to say.
Apr 29th
5 tags
too tired to go to the dance in the UC. too not...
please ease my boredom.
Apr 29th
2 tags
Apr 28th
15 notes
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 ohsorabellious replied to your photo: I’m no good at mornings. DASS MAH SEXAY FRAN. well aren’t you just the sweetest? :3
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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a girl →
danrad: I’m pretty much not looking, because I’m sick of everything, but if I was, I’d need a girl who understood the hilarity of farts, the manliness of burps, the amazing feeling of scratching ones privates (even in public). Someone who would listen to my taste in music, and enjoy it, (or just at least… You’d think if more guys had this criteria, I wouldn’t be single right...
Apr 28th
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I am such a horribly jealous person.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
73 notes
1 tag
Apr 28th
wishesinastitch asked: so now I think that Ebody Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way should write a Mean Girls fanfic. Then we could read it. For realz.
Apr 28th
4 tags
Hiden Messeges in Mean Girls!
hypocritenumberone: wwiao: please reblog and spread the truth!! this satanic movie iz FAR 2 popular! so true.  You mean to tell me nobody’s killed Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way yet? Seriously, she needs to stop getting on the internet.
Apr 28th
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4 tags
jesus christ. my itunes has been beautiful to me...
I’ll Never Stop - N’Sync Camisado - Panic! At the Disco Blame it on the Girls - Mika Juneau - Funeral for a Friend Stragglers Moon - The Fratellis El Pico - Ratatat Melt! - Flying Lotus The Vulture - Pendulum Just a Thought - Gnarls Barkley  Shake Drop on Video - White Panda 
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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20 Most Useless College Majors →
bearwitnessunto: dearestandqueerest: theoceanandthesky: kitchenknivesandcherrybombs: rivertrash: cheatsheet: No. 1 on this list? Journalism. Great. This is really bad reporting. I fail to see how mechanical engineering, agriculture, horticulture and chemistry are “useless” in any way. Furthermore, a LOT of people who get these degrees go on to graduate school that does train them for...
Apr 27th
328 notes
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I feel like talking.
I mean, really talking. But who will talk with me?
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Having Sex With Justin
meowlanie: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is having sex with Justin.  I gave him a BJ and he started licking my pussy at Macy’s  But after that we just started having sex, a lot.  And he’s 13.  I’m 14.  I’m still with him, but whenever I think about it, I just feel so dirty.  [Female, 14] was this a mad libs? I think I filled one out using most of those same words ^.- lady, I...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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wishesinastitch asked: Teratophilia is the sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people. One version of Teratophilia is acrotomophilia, sexual attraction to amputees.

amputee porn. . . . .remember? Omg it does exist!
Apr 27th
pattydaghost-deactivated2011100 asked: ಠ_ಠ don't you have better things to do than being awesome...
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
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Eating Out My Girlfriend While She Was on Her...
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is eating out my girlfriend while she was on her period.  She warned me that her red juices were flowing, but I told her I wanted to eat her anyway.  It was the grossest, nastiest experience ever.  I probably swallowed many ounces of blood and the smell was terrible.  I literally am no longer attracted to her anymore.  I don’t even feel like I am...
Apr 26th
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Ahhh shit. It's TMI Tuesday. Helllz yeah.
Apr 26th
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everything went better than expected.
me: what do you think about the navy?
mom: I'm too old but I like men in uniforms?
me: what about women in uniforms?
me: I'm thinking about joining
mom: ok. why, when, how much money do they offer?
Apr 26th
2 tags
the lollapalooza lineup is bomb as fuck.
nothing will stop me from going. nothing. i’m stoked as hell.
Apr 26th
pattydaghost-deactivated2011100 asked: Your FBF reblog should be a Torrenting Turtle instead. However, the use of FBF for this statement is the original.
Apr 26th
3 tags
Apr 26th
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1 tag
Apr 26th
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I've been replaced.
I shouldn’t care.
Apr 26th
2 tags
Reblog if you want random anon messages
Apr 26th
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Shit I look pretty derpy in that pic.
I’m tired. Let’s blame it on that.
Apr 26th
4 tags
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Masturbating on Good Friday
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is watching porn and masturbating on Good Friday.  I’ve been kind of having problems with my porn and now I just crossed the line masturbating on Good Friday and making the biggest sin you could ever do on the Holiest day ever.  [Female, 19] How dare you? That is the absolute worst thing anyone could imagine you doing ever. And to do it on such a...
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
521 notes
I decided ages ago that if I couldn't do anything...
Now I’m actually looking into it, since that “just in case” is getting closer…
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
Apr 25th
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I want "have you evers" in my ask box. →
Apr 25th
1 tag
30 day challenge in one post. because that's how...
1. five ways to win your heart: a) make me laugh. a lot. b) put up with me on the days I can hardly contain my insecurities. c) smoke with me. d) have the prettiest damn smile. e) give kick ass hugs. 2. something you feel strongly about: just go look back through my tumblr and read my bitchy posts. i can never think of such things until they’re in my face, pissing me off. 3. a book you...
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
9,036 notes
Shit mane.
dancinginthegrocerystore: I do that annoying girl thing where I add extra letters onto the ends of words for no reason (i.e. heyyy, what’s up with youuu?) Not like 580 of them or something, but two or three. Balls. I must stop this atrocityyyyyyyy. Yep. I do this too and I’ve been trying so hard to tone it down, but when I can’t italicize things, some words just need it, ya...
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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