tw-twitch asked: and every day too!
tw-twitch asked: the ones stand for the fact that you're number one today. . . . . .haha.
tw-twitch asked: Happy Birthdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
hawkguys asked: happy birthday!
online job apps are stupid.
that is all i have to say.
too tired to go to the dance in the UC. too not...
please ease my boredom.
ohsorabellious replied to your photo: I’m no good at mornings. DASS MAH SEXAY FRAN. well aren’t you just the sweetest? :3
a girl →
danrad: I’m pretty much not looking, because I’m sick of everything, but if I was, I’d need a girl who understood the hilarity of farts, the manliness of burps, the amazing feeling of scratching ones privates (even in public). Someone who would listen to my taste in music, and enjoy it, (or just at least… You’d think if more guys had this criteria, I wouldn’t be single right...
I am such a horribly jealous person.
wishesinastitch asked: so now I think that Ebody Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way should write a Mean Girls fanfic. Then we could read it. For realz.
Hiden Messeges in Mean Girls!
hypocritenumberone: wwiao: please reblog and spread the truth!! this satanic movie iz FAR 2 popular! so true. You mean to tell me nobody’s killed Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way yet? Seriously, she needs to stop getting on the internet.
jesus christ. my itunes has been beautiful to me...
I’ll Never Stop - N’Sync Camisado - Panic! At the Disco Blame it on the Girls - Mika Juneau - Funeral for a Friend Stragglers Moon - The Fratellis El Pico - Ratatat Melt! - Flying Lotus The Vulture - Pendulum Just a Thought - Gnarls Barkley Shake Drop on Video - White Panda
20 Most Useless College Majors →
bearwitnessunto: dearestandqueerest: theoceanandthesky: kitchenknivesandcherrybombs: rivertrash: cheatsheet: No. 1 on this list? Journalism. Great. This is really bad reporting. I fail to see how mechanical engineering, agriculture, horticulture and chemistry are “useless” in any way. Furthermore, a LOT of people who get these degrees go on to graduate school that does train them for...
I feel like talking.
I mean, really talking. But who will talk with me?
Having Sex With Justin
meowlanie: mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is having sex with Justin. I gave him a BJ and he started licking my pussy at Macy’s But after that we just started having sex, a lot. And he’s 13. I’m 14. I’m still with him, but whenever I think about it, I just feel so dirty. [Female, 14] was this a mad libs? I think I filled one out using most of those same words ^.- lady, I...
wishesinastitch asked: Teratophilia is the sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people. One version of Teratophilia is acrotomophilia, sexual attraction to amputees.
amputee porn. . . . .remember? Omg it does exist!
amputee porn. . . . .remember? Omg it does exist!
pattydaghost-deactivated2011100 asked: ಠ_ಠ don't you have better things to do than being awesome...
Eating Out My Girlfriend While She Was on Her...
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is eating out my girlfriend while she was on her period. She warned me that her red juices were flowing, but I told her I wanted to eat her anyway. It was the grossest, nastiest experience ever. I probably swallowed many ounces of blood and the smell was terrible. I literally am no longer attracted to her anymore. I don’t even feel like I am...
Ahhh shit. It's TMI Tuesday. Helllz yeah.
everything went better than expected.
me: what do you think about the navy?
mom: I'm too old but I like men in uniforms?
me: what about women in uniforms?
me: I'm thinking about joining
mom: ok. why, when, how much money do they offer?
the lollapalooza lineup is bomb as fuck.
nothing will stop me from going. nothing. i’m stoked as hell.
pattydaghost-deactivated2011100 asked: Your FBF reblog should be a Torrenting Turtle instead. However, the use of FBF for this statement is the original.
I've been replaced.
I shouldn’t care.
Reblog if you want random anon messages
Shit I look pretty derpy in that pic.
I’m tired. Let’s blame it on that.
Masturbating on Good Friday
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is watching porn and masturbating on Good Friday. I’ve been kind of having problems with my porn and now I just crossed the line masturbating on Good Friday and making the biggest sin you could ever do on the Holiest day ever. [Female, 19] How dare you? That is the absolute worst thing anyone could imagine you doing ever. And to do it on such a...
I decided ages ago that if I couldn't do anything...
Now I’m actually looking into it, since that “just in case” is getting closer…
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
I want "have you evers" in my ask box. →
30 day challenge in one post. because that's how...
1. five ways to win your heart: a) make me laugh. a lot. b) put up with me on the days I can hardly contain my insecurities. c) smoke with me. d) have the prettiest damn smile. e) give kick ass hugs. 2. something you feel strongly about: just go look back through my tumblr and read my bitchy posts. i can never think of such things until they’re in my face, pissing me off. 3. a book you...
dancinginthegrocerystore: I do that annoying girl thing where I add extra letters onto the ends of words for no reason (i.e. heyyy, what’s up with youuu?) Not like 580 of them or something, but two or three. Balls. I must stop this atrocityyyyyyyy. Yep. I do this too and I’ve been trying so hard to tone it down, but when I can’t italicize things, some words just need it, ya...