March 2011
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Excuse me if I disappear for a day or two.
I need to compose myself.
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"studying for calc" means playing girp while...
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I really really really need to study for my Calc...
The internet just needs to go away.
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Reblog if you want 3+ interesting messages... I...
incrediblyhipster:
you know you want to :] incrediblyhipster.tumblr.com/ask
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wub wub wub wompppp wub wub
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pattydaghost-deactivated2011100 asked: Your life. It's a lie
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Wanna stand w/ you on a mountain.
wanna bathe with you in the sea
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hisnameisjoseph-deactivated2013 asked: Why have we not hung out this year? It seems we have a few mutual friends that we can be awesome with.
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Bobby Lambert is a finalist for our director...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
he’s brilliant and I want him.
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playing GIRP.
oh god.
Turtles: The awkward moment when somebody tells... →
turtleskonvicka:
kushkrazy:
So the other night I was hanging out with some friends and this random girl got dragged into the group. After a series of events, this girl asked if I wanted to make out with her. I thought to myself “Oh good god why would she want to do this have I been sending messages to…
Jesus. Was she drunk? Who in their right mind goes up to someone they barely know...
You know, Peeves the Poltergeist appeared in every...
harrystylesplease:
likecupidinariot:
headabovewater:
A sad truth.
PEEVES IS GOD.
PEEVES IS SXC/
He listened to the Baron as well…
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@pattydaghost
The heavy thinking was induced by a friend asking why every movie seemed to be about love. Almost everything we write about has to do with some form of it, and it had me wondering why we’re all so preoccupied with this one idea.
once again i'm thinking too hard about love.
and why it’s so important to us all.
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dammit della.
Me: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Della: No, why?
Me: NEITHER HAVE THEY
Della: Oh. We should try that.
Me: ...-facepalm
Della: I don't get it.
Eric: It's funny because they eat rocks.
Kyle: ETHIOPIANS ARE STARVING.
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One of our foreign students just tried to get me...
ks1415:
dontwearpants:
what.
Keagan Sacripanti’s Foolproof Guide to Taking An Innocent Kid’s Virginity
1. Smile politely at the request. The punchline can’t be delivered without a bit of set-up.
2. Gently touch the tip of the kid’s nose with your finger.
3. Smile wider, yell “got it!” and run away.
If the person who made the request is not actually that naive and was probably being...
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One of our foreign students just tried to get me...
what.
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