I realize things bother me more than I think they...
This is stupid. I also have shittier dreams when I forget to take my meds for extended periods of time. I’m going to start taking them in the afternoon so I’ll actually remember. I’m sick of this shitty dream bullshit.
these are whiskey words.
I will be a rockstar with this ukelele and my made up chords. I will rule the music world with my cute songs and charming style. I will take over everyone’s hearts with this minuscule instrument and live on a meteor singing to the stars.
That awkward moment when you want to punch someone...
If you were stranded on a desert island, which one...
Am I allowed to use this person as a food source? this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
If your house was on fire and you could only grab...
I honestly cannot think of a single thing that I would save. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
What language would you like to learn how to...
Bull shit. That way I could communicate with all the stupid fucks I’m surrounded by. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
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justaturnofthedial: I am always astonished by the total fetishization, among American kids, of violent protest and extreme radicalism. Everywhere I look there’s a Tienanmen Square image, or Che’s face, or a bloodstained raised fist, or something. I get it, though, I do. It’s glamorous and…
What was the best advice you've ever received?
“Quit being a baby and deal with it.” I don’t actually remember who told me that, but every time I listen to that, life tends to work out for the better. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
I went to counseling today to start working out my...
While talking to the counselor, I realized that I’ve grown up a lot in just the past year. Instead of sitting awkwardly not knowing how to vocalize my problems, I went prepared. I knew what my problems were beforehand. I had my ideas of where they stemmed from, and I knew what I wanted out of the session. I talked comfortably and honestly. While we never actually got around to problem...
I think I'm winning. :]
We will know soon.
I’m not gonna put a dick in my mouth! It’s been in somebody’s...– One of Tyler’s friends
I surpassed time and space and had many...
Thought was infinite and beautiful.
i might be addicted to capslock
me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
colin: ummmmm are you yelling at me?
me: i'm just very loud
I had a dream last night that I had gained 7...
I also dreamed about some asshole abusing my kittens. I tried throwing a knife at him but missed. It was miserable. I’m pretty sure I was sobbing the entire dream. I also had this dream where there were over 30 random ass black people in my dorm room and they wouldn’t leave, so I left and rode the elevator and complained to some strangers. All I wanted to do was go to bed. As weird...
tw-twitch asked: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
can we please have another crazy night?
can we please have another crazy night?
I just stole a lean pocket from the commons
theflipsideofme: I am semi-ashamed of myself I witnessed this. And needless to say, I approve. :]
So far, my lolnighter consists of junk food bought...
i'm thinking lolnighter.
Go on anon, and tell me one assumption you've made...
when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious...
I almost got slapped for talking about dollar store pregnancy tests (they exist). Apparently they’re not as funny as I thought they were…
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(: ˙ʎsɐǝ ˙ɹǝʌo ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood why the fuck does...
Because if he could chuck wood he would chuck wood and how would you like that? this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
:( this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
Herpy Derpy Shazzow!
the answer is no. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
Hey yo girl, how big a dick u liek?
yo mama’s the perfect size for me. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
What do you need to do in order to go about in the...
You need a fine ass bitch. Put her in the kitchen. After she’s made you a sandwich and opened you a beer, send her to the grocery store to buy a cheesecake. Done. this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
love is generic. →
If I go to Western, will you hook me up?
Uhm… it depends on what you want me to “hook you up” with? this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
More nightmares. Awesome.