My English teacher posts her lesson plans for our next class online, so we can be prepared and whatnot. At the bottom of her list for tomorrow is: “Extra notes: Candy for Joseph” It makes sense to me, because I’ve been IN the class. But fuck did it make me lol.
Stop talking about your cramps. No one gives a...
(via beqqaboo) Dude, I feel whoever’s complaining about their cramps. Mine are totally buggin’ right now.
Why Breaking Dawn MUST be made into a movie. →
Well, now that you’ve put it THAT way, I FUCKING WANT TO SEE THIS SHIT.
This is an interesting way of looking at... →
(via ackovitza) So I can’t actually read all of this, because I’m not a subscriber, and unless this site promotes competition in schools (i.e, a voucher system) in order to promote a better education for students, or, you know, any other effective plan for improving our bumfuck education system, I don’t really care. Government schools are killing our generation. Period.
HEY GUESS WHAT
I just got Ubuntu for my VBox, ALL BY MYSELF. YEAAAAAAAH.
I'm being geeky all by myself.
According to Facebook, this is the argument that... →
I would say it’s rather lawlzy, but it doesn’t actually make any sense whatsoever.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
With its heartache, with its sorrow, Winter wind sings and it cries.– “Don’t Do Sadness/Blue Wind” - Spring Awakening
What movie has made you cry so hard that you... →
dopernose: lemonmines: neuroticmarshmallow: aileeneurydice: susanvance: satinecharm: butterfly-nk: frdirector: lucynic83: classicfilmsandallthatjazz: piafmunchkin: darling-liz: narcissas: dancingatdiscos | jackmccallister | chrisonthestorm | likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo: I Am Sam and The Laramie Project. The Secret and The Bees The Notebook. From start to finish. AI:...
I am going to eat lunch today with a friend I made...
Actually, she initiated the friendliness, so I’m still lame. BUT WHATEVA HOE DON’T JUDGE ME.
frostedwuts: mylifeasanadult: financial aid fails. hall party was a fail. But I met new people. Oh! and someone said they liked my hair. Oh! and someone said I’m funny. It made me feel better about myself. College life is pretty chill. And boyless. d00d. WHEN boys are in the halls, all the girls jump out of them room saying “THERE’S A BOY?!?!” It’s like they can smell them from miles...
Here's the shoe I bought yesterday. Except not... →
I also bought two of them, not just one, like I probably implied… They’re super comfy. :D
I'd be anything for a free meal.
Mentor: The Catholic church has a free dinner every Thursday if any of you are Catholic.
Me: Oh yeah, awesome. I'm Catholic on Thursdays...
I almost wish I were a church person.
One of the churches that was passing out stuff at the Cat Fair yesterday sounds like it would be pretty awesome. They also are having a free pizza dinner… Damn my unwavering cold scientific outlook on life.
I do not have a class with Steve Carlisle today.
How will I get by without the Assistant Dean of the Honors College picking on a vegetarian for eating horse meat at a McDonald’s in Russia when she was 12?
I Really Don't Understand Gay People, Do They Not...
gia-amidala: tomwiggz: planetmars: astoldbymyeesha: I Know There’s People Probably Saying Well He Continues To Allow Imperfect People To Be Born, But It Is Our Duty To Make The Right Choices. To Be Honest What Good Is There In Gay People. There Isn’t Any. Gays Increase Bullying Gays Create More Confused Children Gays Decrease Our Population Gays Increase Aids I Know People Are Gonna...
Im a guy that :
beqqaboo: fleethescene: can cook breakfast listens to indie music before bed is a helpless romantic will sneak around to see you would rather enjoy staying in and eating junk food and cuddle than go out will spend money on you will make it my mission to make you laugh listen and be stubborn when I need to will send you random cute texts when youre sad will love you and will not let...