August 2010
blahfdjgh asked: "This is a place" made me think of "It's already starting to look like a place!"
spiders and flashlights...
Me: I can't see if he's down there! I need a flashlight!
Jana: I told you I don't have one! What do you want me to do, pull one out of my ass!? I'M BLEEDING OUT OF MY VAGINA NOT POOPING FLASHLIGHTS!
July 2010
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One last act of boredom before bedtime...
Regarding your music library…
Total Tracks: 2018
Total Length of Music: Songbird doesn’t say.
Sort by song title: -
First Song: 4 AM Forever - Lostprophets
Last Song: Zyglrox - Periphery
Sort by time: -
Shortest Song: Meet Me at the Tavern in Bower - Gatsby’s American Dream
Longest Song: Meet Me In Montauk - Circa Survive
Sort by artist: -
First Song: Beaumont -...
Guess my mood.
Hint: I’m listening to Circa Survive and playing Minesweeper.
It's storming outside and I feel empty.
“You shitted me right off.”
– tahneehatersinc
Amanda is jealous of my life :D
Amanda Ackovitz: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation
Macey Matthews: do it.
Macey Matthews: you'll be all SNAP SNAP SNAP *DEAD*
Macey Matthews: geddit?
Macey Matthews: cause you're jewish?
Macey Matthews: LAWL
Amanda Ackovitz: bitch,
Macey Matthews: I'M FUNNY
Amanda Ackovitz: i will CUT you
Macey Matthews: BRB CAKE
My youngest brother has discovered that he loves...
frostedwuts:
dontwearpants:
For his birthday (in September), he has decided that he wants to just stay home and eat sprinkles. He also wants a cake with a Santa Claus made of sprinkles on top. 4 year olds are so amusing.
OH MY GOODNESS HE SOUNDS LIKE THIS KID AT WORK.
He sometimes has a cupcake he eats for lunch and he’s always like OMG SPRINKLES.
I wish he was in my group. That kid was a...
"I don't hate you, I just hate what you're doing."
When the person is doing something that defines who they are, this statement makes no fucking sense.
Why do people on Facebook feel the need to...
I’m not daft. I can see your damn name.
Sometimes the Simpsons is rather profound. :D
Milhouse: Well Bart, we learned that war is not the answer.
Bart: Except to all of America's problems.
"The Bart of War" - The Simpsons (2003)
My youngest brother has discovered that he loves...
For his birthday (in September), he has decided that he wants to just stay home and eat sprinkles. He also wants a cake with a Santa Claus made of sprinkles on top. 4 year olds are so amusing.
Sophia Bush takes a stand against Urban... →
flythroughtrees:
dontwearpants:
flythroughtrees:
radicalselfacceptance:
happinessisagashaway:
lolitajailbait/macaroononastick/girlylollipop/fallingintothemoonlight/fyeahonetreehillUO,
I have been a supporter of your store for many years, but now I’m through.
I am fortunate enough to star on a wonderful TV show called One Tree Hill. I play a fashion designer named Brooke Davis, who...
Stay Cool With These Scientific Tips!
fakescience:
I wish I had seen this earlier. Then maybe my summer wouldn’t have been teh sucks.
Sophia Bush takes a stand against Urban... →
flythroughtrees:
radicalselfacceptance:
happinessisagashaway:
lolitajailbait/macaroononastick/girlylollipop/fallingintothemoonlight/fyeahonetreehillUO,
I have been a supporter of your store for many years, but now I’m through.
I am fortunate enough to star on a wonderful TV show called One Tree Hill. I play a fashion designer named Brooke Davis, who started a campaign on the show called...
“WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PEOPLE’S EXPECTATIONS AND HOW THEY DON’T FUCKING...”
– Maceface. <3 (via flythroughtrees) [I think Liz likes when I speak.]
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“Life is hilariously cruel.”
– Bender
Super creepy Pokémon hack
neonglass:
fuckyeahpokememe:
tinycartridge:
I stumbled on this unsettling story of an obscure Pokémon bootleg/art-hack that I thought might be neat to share on here. I think this originated from 4chan, so I’ve no idea if this hack actually exists. It probably doesn’t, but it’s still a great concept/tale!:
I’m what you could call a collector of bootleg Pokémon games. Pokémon Diamond &...
I used to be petrified of change. Now, it's all I...
“Don’t you ever feel like you’ve been destined for something bigger...”
– Adakias - “The Exit” - Razia’s Shadow, Forgive Durden
6 year old boys think cooking kitties smell like...
Brother: Did you really put Chuckie in the oven?
Me: Yep.
Brother: I smell him!
Me: ... Yep.
Brother: ... Did you /really/ put Chuckie in the oven?
Me: No, it's a pizza.
The current security question for my gmail account is “I Need A Mango?” and the answer is 4 characters. The answer may or may not be INAM, but honestly, I have no fucking clue. Good thing I’m checking on that and changing it before I actually forgot my password…
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My Sunny D tastes funny.
Mom musta done something to it.
Going to Carnival of Madness tonight.
I’ve been everywhere but home, which is why I haven’t been posting ANYTHING AT ALL.
doing a handwriting analysis
One site says such: (I really don’t like attention being on me.)
You like to be surrounded by four solid walls. You are a person who thinks before acting, intelligent and thorough. You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented. You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody! You are self-confident and like to bring attention to yourself.
One gave a super long...
I AM A HUMAN NOT A SANDWICH →
(via frostedwuts)
OH MAN. ALL I CAN THINK OF NOW IS WHEN TRICIA SEITZER WOULD GO AROUND SINGING THIS. ANYBODY REMEMBER THIS!? EH!?
Not that I'm not amused, but...
ohsorabellious:
flythroughtrees:
Macey, Alyssa, have you guys ever heard of AIM?
Juuuust kidding. I love reading your conversation.
ALYSSA, if you’re bored you could make some for me too :P
Do you want some made of old magazines?
Liz, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
Alyssa, I WOULD LIKE SOME MADE OF OLD MAGAZINES THAT SOUNDS RAD :D
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˙˙˙ɹǝʌo dıןɟ ʇ,uɐɔ ı puɐ uǝןןɐɟ ǝʌ,ı sɹɐǝddɐ ʇı ‘ǝɹǝɥ ǝıʞooןן ןǝʍ
I am attempting to reach the bottom of my...
I’m currently at May 20 of this year.
Current status I see: “Michael Andrews is kind of great to study to while perched atop a dresser to prevent accidentally falling asleep… :3”
I remember that night. I don’t remember what I was studying for, but I remember sitting on my dresser, listening to my Donnie Darko soundtrack so that I was sufficiently creeped enough that...
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Synopsis part 2?
I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION MY TOY STORY BAND AID I JUST GOT FOR THE HOLE IN MY HEEL FROM MY DAMN SHOE.
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Today's synopsis in list format
1. Woke up fucking early, took a shower.
2. On the road! Breakfast at Mickey D’s. Yummers.
3. RAWRZ EXCITED WE ARE HERE. Already getting hustled by bands and we haven’t even gone in yet.
4. Check set times. ICE NINE KILLS IS NOW WE’RE GONNA MISS IT RUNNNN.
5. We ran the wrong way. Missed INK. Very sad.
6. Walked around a bit in sorrow. Made our way to Anarbor.
7. The...
“ i feel like in the two years of our elevator rides, we never got around to asking the basics ” - Emma Hawkins.
I feel like I did this with a lot of people. From a school of over 600 close-nit people, I probably knew the backgrounds of say… about 6 of them. This could be seen as a bad thing, a sign of shallow relationships, but I don’t think so. For me, I don’t...
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if I could fly...: While I was sleeping... (Holy... →
iamtooepic4u-persona replied to your post:Something that got on my nerves…
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iamtooepic4u-persona replied to your post:DUDE. IT IS THE INTERNET.
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iamtooepic4u-persona replied to your post:iamtooepic4u-persona started following you
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The internet was made so people could piss other people off. Some people need to LEARN THIS NOW, RIGHT FUCKING NOW and calm the...
i love this idiot.
Roy: As a phone sex operator, you don't actually have to mime the filthy actions with your mouth... It's supposed to be pretend, silly!
Me: I mime better than you, your jealousy is understandable. :P
Roy: I don't have to mime...
Me: That's because you're gross.
Roy: -_- ...true.
They're like regular wuts, just frosted.: College... →
frostedwuts:
dontwearpants:
I leave in college in a month. Where did the time go? It’s ALL SO FAST.
Speaking of, I’ve added some people on Facebook that are going to Western. Only two of them I have met at Orientation, and only one of them I have had a decent conversation with. It’s almost pathetic, really. I add people on…
I LIKE THAT MY AWESOMENESS IS IMPLIED IN THIS!! :D I am conceited...
I have a sixth toe.
Yeah, it’s just on my other foot.
They're like regular wuts, just frosted.: College... →
I leave in college in a month. Where did the time go? It’s ALL SO FAST.
Speaking of, I’ve added some people on Facebook that are going to Western. Only two of them I have met at Orientation, and only one of them I have had a decent conversation with. It’s almost pathetic, really. I add people on…
I LIKE THAT MY AWESOMENESS IS IMPLIED IN THIS!! :D I am conceited as fuck when it comes to...
stgmgr asked: why are you such a dick?
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hey fuck you.
Macey Matthews: though in all honesty
Macey Matthews: i would probably give you up
Macey Matthews: and let you down
Macey Matthews: i would definitely desert you
Macey Matthews: i'm sorry
Amanda Ackovitz: STOP IT
Macey Matthews: I WILL NEVER GIVE THIS UP
Macey Matthews: I WOULD ONLY LET MYSELF DOWN
Macey Matthews: I COULD NEVER DESERT HIM
What Amanda is trying to get at by posting this, I think, is that I'm a dick.
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“There’s a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I’m dehydrating....”
– “Hitchin’ A Ride” - Green Day
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