Reblog if your penis is larger then your...
asiancappuccino: salpsan: thiskingdombythesea:(via corneille)
While I was super bored yesterday, I was browsing the Scientific American site and found this. While not legitimately surprised by the research, I was amused by this video.
FINE I'LL DO IT I'LL GO TO BED
i hate this.
my half mexican friend (wife) is my favorite.
Tacoface: What do you do when you're around someone with an asshole who thinks all his ideas are hipster and "original" and always correct? I wanna shoot him.
Me: I typically just... shoot them.
Tacoface: Gimme yo' gun
Reblog if you did not cry at the Deathly Hallows...
(via omegleshit) My facebook status immediately after watching it: “just watched the deathly hallows trailer… and I jizzed in my pants.”
I’m so bad at going to bed.
The Sky - The Novel Ideas I found these guys on...
What?!: i STILL don't get it. →
dontwearpants: … I really have no words. Somebody help this person please! While I love the facepalm .gif, really, you have not explained the point in this show. I’ve watched 2 episodes now, which is more time than I’ve given most things I don’t thoroughly enjoy, and I’ve yet to be… I appreciate your defense, and I guess it makes sense. It’s just… not my cup of tea....
i STILL don't get it.
gryffindorgal87: dontwearpants: I don’t understand why so many people are infatuated with Doctor Who. I’ve finally begun to watch it and find it to be quite cheesy. Can someone please explain to me what is so fascinating about this show other than the British accents? I really have no words. Somebody help this person please! While I love the facepalm .gif, really, you have not explained...
i don't get it.
I don’t understand why so many people are infatuated with Doctor Who. I’ve finally begun to watch it and find it to be quite cheesy. Can someone please explain to me what is so fascinating about this show other than the British accents?
i feel oh so safe
David: I'm pretty I'm neither a terrorist nor a Jew, but I really love bombs and money.
David: SPEAK UP WOMAN I CAN'T READ BRAILLE
They're letting that kid in the Army. Imagine that? xD
i just got a free VIP Grooveshark account? dude. this is what i get for loling around instead of going to bed. i win.
nigga know how to help a bitch out
Is it sad that when I’m playing on stupid Facebook apps and need some help, I send the requests to my black friends from back home because I know they’ll accept? I’m not racist, am I? Oh God, please tell me I’m not racist!
: The supreme difference between Harry Potter and... →
We’re all aware that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. All of us - even you, the chubby bunny wearing some massively manufactured t-shirt with Bella’s overdramatic, whiny lines sprawled across the back in Jellyka Castle’s Queen. You know it’s true. And that makes you angry, doesn’t it? Well,… Thank ya Jesus for spreading reason.
tiffbangsdrums : I CAN DREAM
MaCdaninjapirate : NO
MaCdaninjapirate : KNOW WHO DREAMED?
MaCdaninjapirate : MARTIN LUTHER FUCKING KING JR
MaCdaninjapirate : AND KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!?
MaCdaninjapirate : HE WAS BLOWN THE HELL UP
tiffbangsdrums : I LOVE YOU!!!
MaCdaninjapirate : THIS IS WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU
MaCdaninjapirate : I'M SURPRESSING YOUR DAMN ABILITY TO HAVE THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS
MaCdaninjapirate : AND YOU EXPRESS YOUR UNDYING DEVOTION TO ME
MaCdaninjapirate : THIS IS WHY THE JEWS DIED
MaCdaninjapirate : YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE JEWS
tiffbangsdrums : I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
MaCdaninjapirate : THAT'S BECAUSE I'VE GOT GAS FAUCETS RIGGED NEAR YOUR FACE
(this is so old I rarely use that screenname anymore. please don't IM it. i hate switching buddies over to new screennames, and I don't want you to be lost in a sea of people I don't remember.)
this is me being an asshole
Maybe it’s just the dickhead elitist in me, but every so often I get the idea that people with IQ’s above a certain level should be able to make a few executive decisions involving the lives of those around them. Such as whether or not procreation should be allowed, or if they should have a functional oven in their home, or if they should be shot for the betterment of society. Yes, I...
bladeofeverglade: J’écoute la voix calme de la nuit noire - comme une parole sans phrase dans laquelle un chagrin s’endort peu à peu, d’un sommeil inavouable. c’est magnifique… You, sir, are my new favorite blog.
I was just thinking about Harry Potter...
flythroughtrees: I was born in 1994. The first book was published in 1998, right around the time I could read. I grew up with these books. Then, the books ended. But we still have the movies. But when those are over? These things have been around since I can remember. What will I dooooo? I feel vaguely robbed that I didn’t grow up with these books the way others did. (Alright,...
sarcasticindiefucks asked: A+
Ecclesiastes in 4 Short Stanzas
O the poor men, they had no blankets And it was meaningless under the sun The wise were only chasing the wind The meaningless wind, under the sun O the poor men, with no one to lie down with They were cold and under the sun If only they had their blankets and meaning They could chase folly under the sun O the poor men, oppressed and freezing With no folly to chase under the sun Their...
I don’t have energy to fool around. I told my wife, ‘If you ever...– Wanda Sykes on having kids (On Ellen, 6-24-10)
omegle's where i let my gangsta out
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WAZZZZUPPP NIG
Stranger: YO PLAYA
Stranger: YO DEMETRIUS, DAT U?
You: NAH BRO DIS B JARULE
Stranger: SHIT MANG
Stranger: IM SO HIGH
Stranger: I JACKED DIS WHITE BITCHES PURSE
Stranger: TOOK HER CASH MONAYYYY
Stranger: BUY ME SUM CRACK NIGGA
You: BISH WUT I TOLD U BOUT SMOKIN SHIT WIDOUT ME NIGG
You: FUK U
Stranger: I DIDIN NO U ROUND MANG
You: I ALWYZ ROUND
Stranger: THOT U GOT PICKED UP LAS WEEK BY DAH POPO
You: THOZ NIGGAZ CAINT GIT ME
You: POP A CAP N EM ASSES
Stranger: TRU DAT NIGGA U ONE FAST ASS BISH
Stranger: I MEMBER DAT TIME
Stranger: ME N U ROBBED DAT LICKA STORE
Stranger: MEMBER DAT MANG?
You: BISH PLZ
You: AINT NO U N ME
You: U PUSSY HID N DA CAR
Stranger: WELL HOO GUN DRIVE US AWAY MANG?
Stranger: N I STOLE DAT CAR
Stranger: U WUZ TOO HIGH TO DO ANYTHANG
You: BISH DAT WUZ YO GRANNIES CAR
You: N SHE BEET U WID HER PURSE WIN WE GOT HOME
You: FUNNIST SHIT I EVA SAW
Stranger: AIGHT AIGHT I TOOK DA KEYS FROM HER WEN SHE WUZ NAPPIN
Stranger: BUT STILL
You: NIGGA PLZ U JST A PUNK
Stranger: NO CRACK FOR YOU NIGGA
Stranger: U GETS NUFFIN
You: LYK UZ GOT CRACK
You: U B SMOKIN ASPHALT
You: NIGGA PLZ
Stranger: HIGH QUALITY SHEET
You: SHEET ROCK BISH
You: FUK U
You: NO WAY
Stranger: IM CALLIN POHLEESE ON YOU NIGGA
You: U DNT EVEN KNO DA NUMBA MUTHAFUKA
Stranger: YEAH I DO NIGGA
Stranger: I GOTS A PHONE BOOK
You: BISH LYK U CAN REED
You: GOTTA KNO 2 REED 2 UZ DA FONE BUK
Stranger: MAH GRANNY BEN TEECHIN ME MANG
You: YO GRANNIES BLIND MUTHAFUKA
You: SHE BEN TEECHIN U 2 REED DEM DOTS?
Stranger: SHE LIKE
Stranger: A FER APPLE NIGGA
Stranger: DEN I WUZ LIKE
Stranger: DAMMMM GRANNY U GOTS A NICE ASS BISH
You: DATS NASTI NIGGA
You: YO GRANNIES SAGGI
Stranger: YO MANG PROMIS U WONT TELL NUFFIN TAH NO WON
Stranger: IV BIN HITTIN MAH GRANNYS AZZ FER DA PAS YEAR
Stranger: SHITS SO CASH
You: NIGGA UZ B TRIPPN
Stranger: NAH MAN
Stranger: STRATE UP
You: STRATE UP TRIPPN BRO
You: DATS NASTI
Stranger: YO FUK U NIGGA
You: NAH BISH FUK U
You: IM SIK O YO SHIT
You: U GRANNIE FUKIN NIGGA BISH