December 2010
GAMER JESUS DIED FOR YOUR WINS
adicktoremember:
sofiapizza:
queefjerky:
-chairmanmeow:
sarlacc:
brokentripod:
baronvonehren:
catbountry:
baronvonehren:
redhavet:
baronvonehren:
BOWLING JESUS DIED FOR YOU PINS
DJ JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SPINS
GARBAGEMAN JESUS DIED FOR YOUR BINS
ALCOHOLIC JESUS DIED FOR YOUR GINS
PAINTER JESUS DIED FOR YOUR MIMS
ORTHOPEDIC JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SHINS
AQUATIC JESUS DIED...
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That awkward moment when you realize Ke$ha looks...
youcantry:
O__O
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Finished packing my carry on for my flight...
so the Pride of the Mountains can tear it up. :]
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What did you want for Christmas when you were...
Probably Barbie horses. But hell, I barely even remember being five.
this box is for questions and things. act accordingly. or not.
Googling the Phrase Blue Waffle
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is Googling the phrase “Blue Waffle.” I can’t get it out of my head.
[Male, 19]
I think everyone should do this at least once. Hit “feeling lucky”. You’ll thank me later. ;)
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A CAT.
Merry Christmas!!!
crazyspacekase:
I love you all (:
What this lady said :]
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No wonder the Catholics won't bless us.
Mom: Wait a second! When he blessed that girl he touched her forehead and gave her the full hoodoovoodoo! I WANT THE HOODOOVOODOO!
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I'm neither legal nor majoring in sexual...
Uncle: You got you a boyfran yet?
Me: Nope.
Uncle: Well you've been in school for like 150 years. You're what, 27? What you majorin' in? Sexual Education?
Me: xDDDDDD
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I probably won't have internet until Monday.
I don’t hate you Tumblr, and I promise I’ll be back. I’m just going to go have a life for a little bit, mmk? I’ll call you if I make it out alive.
best of When Parents Text
brittanysriot:
shilohhh:
beckrz:
unicorngutz / briannaforthewin / insearchofsolidgrounds / oui-madame / thepotionsmistress
When Parents Text
The one about the pretzels made me cry.
No i 8 them.
8 them
I don’t know if the fact that it is nearly 1 AM affected this or not, but Iaughed at the pretzel comment for a really long time.
I normally wouldn’t...
neonglass replied to your post: Jesus Christ, I’m an asshole.
you look so much like mike bailey in this picture!
So… I googled who that was… and shit. Yeah. You’re right. O__O
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Jesus Christ, I'm an asshole.
I’ve convinced a friend that I cut all my hair off for no reason other than I’m bored and I can. I even sent a poorly crafted picture of my hair sticking out from under a hat. It’s vaguely believable. I told him I hated my hair and would wear the hat forever. I need something better to do with my time.
everyone is talking about the new login page..
and i’m just sitting here like:
you guys sign out?
Dude, seriously, if there hadn’t been a pic of it on my dash, I wouldn’t know until the next time my computer randomly shuts down…
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I am so incredibly bored. Help?
Acceptable suggestions include, but not limited to: flash games, web comics, mangas, movies, chats, other fun things.
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You should shoot him where it hurts. Anywhere.
– John, Johnny Wander
fuckthelimits asked: I have to disagree. I think Katy's beautiful, and has a shitload of confidence.
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fuckthelimits asked: I have to disagree. I think Katy's beautiful, and has a shitload of confidence.
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My Biggest Regret Ever: The State of Today's Youth →
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is the state of today’s youth. I found this “My Biggest Regret Ever” blog a couple days ago because my daughter had been reading it and left it up on the computer. I spent a couple hours reading through all of the “regrets” and I must say that I am shocked by most of them….
Word to this lady.
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Not Seeing Joe Jonas at the Mall
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is not seeing Joe Jonas at the mall. My uncle didn’t get home in time to take me there.
[Femail, 11]
Well damn, your life sucks. Everybody went to that.
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Because soda couldn't possibly come in a glass...
Grandma: macey, do you want anything to drink?
Me: nah, I'm good.
7 yr old brother: yeah, because she's been drinking beer all night.
Finally, I can head home. In a week's time, I'll...
Who can’t wait? I can’t wait.
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People I Am Glad Exist
joshishollywood:
You
mostly me.
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I don't know what I'm waiting for.
Anonymous asked: what is your favorite thing to do on nights you can't sleep?
Anonymous asked: what is your favorite thing to do on nights you can't sleep?
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the soundtrack is officially mine! :D