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May 11th

May 1st

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readinstructionslast replied to your post: It’s my birthday, and when I wake up it will still be my birthday. thingstowatchfor.tumblr… For your birthday. Enjoy the sexy. They’re all too pretty and malnourished. I like my men lumberjacky. Thanks for trying, though. ;)

May 1st

It's my birthday, and when I wake up it will still...

Fuck all y’all, I do what I want.

Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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I'm getting 5 hours of sleep tonight.

That’s the most I’ve had in days. I’m too old for this…

Apr 28th

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Apr 19th

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“Unhappiness comes out of nowhere… and that’s why we need to make the...”

– Chuck Palahniuk [x]

Apr 19th

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let the devil rejoice, singing songs with another...

Apr 18th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 11th

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Oh, woe is me.

Apr 11th

I just realized I haven't done the past 6 chapters...

Woops.

Apr 3rd

Mar 28th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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discussing cookout milkshakes

Mom: Can you really get that through the straw?
Me: Yeah. What about it?
Mom: You must be really good at sucking, then.
Me: ...that's one talent I hope I never have to use.
Mom: EW EW EW
Me: Oh, quit complaining! Your son is straight! Just be happy about that detail!
Mom: Well, I have a not-so-straight image in my head right now thanks to you!
 brief pause
Me: So who am I giving it to in the image?
Mom: STOP IT!
 another pause
Mom: ...Mitchell.

Mar 25th

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Watch

radiobread: i am chad kroeger Thanks to Keagan, I am officially going through all my liked shit.

Mar 25th

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mom's gonna be so mad when she gets home.

keagan2: dontwearpants: dontwearpants: I stopped tivo from recording american idol so that I could watch cartoons… seriously people? i posted this THREE MONTHS AGO. who are you random faggots that keep liking it? get the fuck out. edit: upon further investigation, they’re all some weird type of spam blog. this makes it even worse. wtf is going on here. I’m going through my “liked” page...

Mar 25th

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I saw The Dear Hunter live last night.

It was hands down the best show I’ve ever seen. Even after 25 songs I still wanted more. I can’t even vocalize my feelings during that set. Just… oh my god.

Mar 25th

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The conclusion of my previous post is "who the...

We’ll just have to wait and see if the guy runs after he gets laid. Either way, I get laid. So. Yeah.

Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Is it normal for guys to compliment you while...

Like, slipping in “You’re so gorgeous” comments. I can’t tell if I’ve only made out with jerks in the past or if this guy is pulling out his A game to get in my pants.

Mar 23rd

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He's picking me up in 30 minutes and I literally...

Mar 22nd

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I went on a date last night and it was awesome.

And we’re going out tomorrow and HE IS PICKING ME UP HOW CUTE IS THAT. He is seriously fantastic. I can’t wait to see if this works out.

Mar 22nd

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Mar 15th

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Sometimes I realize there are people out there as...

They shouldn’t have to feel this way.

Mar 13th

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Mar 13th

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Mar 13th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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thaibrator: thaibrator: i can’t talk on my mac webcam at night because im just floating eyes and lips im like a really creepy chesire cat help it’s so hard being black in 2013 i wasnt kidding guys im terrified help this is going to give me nightmares ……………………..

Mar 12th

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