readinstructionslast replied to your post: It’s my birthday, and when I wake up it will still be my birthday. thingstowatchfor.tumblr… For your birthday. Enjoy the sexy. They’re all too pretty and malnourished. I like my men lumberjacky. Thanks for trying, though. ;)
It's my birthday, and when I wake up it will still...
Fuck all y’all, I do what I want.
I'm getting 5 hours of sleep tonight.
That’s the most I’ve had in days. I’m too old for this…
Unhappiness comes out of nowhere… and that’s why we need to make the...– Chuck Palahniuk [x]
let the devil rejoice, singing songs with another...
Oh, woe is me.
I just realized I haven't done the past 6 chapters...
discussing cookout milkshakes
Mom: Can you really get that through the straw?
Me: Yeah. What about it?
Mom: You must be really good at sucking, then.
Me: ...that's one talent I hope I never have to use.
Mom: EW EW EW
Me: Oh, quit complaining! Your son is straight! Just be happy about that detail!
Mom: Well, I have a not-so-straight image in my head right now thanks to you!
Me: So who am I giving it to in the image?
Mom: STOP IT!
radiobread: i am chad kroeger Thanks to Keagan, I am officially going through all my liked shit.
mom's gonna be so mad when she gets home.
keagan2: dontwearpants: dontwearpants: I stopped tivo from recording american idol so that I could watch cartoons… seriously people? i posted this THREE MONTHS AGO. who are you random faggots that keep liking it? get the fuck out. edit: upon further investigation, they’re all some weird type of spam blog. this makes it even worse. wtf is going on here. I’m going through my “liked” page...
I saw The Dear Hunter live last night.
It was hands down the best show I’ve ever seen. Even after 25 songs I still wanted more. I can’t even vocalize my feelings during that set. Just… oh my god.
The conclusion of my previous post is "who the...
We’ll just have to wait and see if the guy runs after he gets laid. Either way, I get laid. So. Yeah.
Is it normal for guys to compliment you while...
Like, slipping in “You’re so gorgeous” comments. I can’t tell if I’ve only made out with jerks in the past or if this guy is pulling out his A game to get in my pants.
He's picking me up in 30 minutes and I literally...
I went on a date last night and it was awesome.
And we’re going out tomorrow and HE IS PICKING ME UP HOW CUTE IS THAT. He is seriously fantastic. I can’t wait to see if this works out.
Sometimes I realize there are people out there as...
They shouldn’t have to feel this way.
thaibrator: thaibrator: i can’t talk on my mac webcam at night because im just floating eyes and lips im like a really creepy chesire cat help it’s so hard being black in 2013 i wasnt kidding guys im terrified help this is going to give me nightmares ……………………..
It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do...– Aldous Huxley (via skeletongarden)
I’m afraid that I’ll be in a situation where I am so mentally out of control...– from someone’s fear list on Mental Illness Happy Hour, Episode 87: Fred Stoller (via lizhasthoughts)
angry-comics: i did not make the moon
sandy6music: What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?